Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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