dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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