Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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