Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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