the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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