We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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