i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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