Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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