Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
3 2 1 whiskey
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Randomize
