Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Sober January is a disaster.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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