I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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