So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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