"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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