The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
