I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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