And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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