peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
