I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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