I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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