Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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