Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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