its not stalking. its research.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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