she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We're too hungover to prance.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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