i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
This toilet bowl is my home.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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