Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
