Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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