Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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