kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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