idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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