Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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