just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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