Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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