shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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