can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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