found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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