I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
we're chasing vodka with high fives
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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