We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im having a threesome with these popsicles
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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