So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
pop tarts are not kleenex
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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