People in love make me want to vomit
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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