"it" just moved
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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