i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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