what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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