we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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