he thought i was a dude.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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