Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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