even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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