He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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