So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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