You really coming over, don't trick.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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