we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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