im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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